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ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION#5
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Message Collection: POO,
Chennai
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Marne par hamein jannat
mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost, maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile. |
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God ne tujhe bheja to
bheja,
lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein bheja hi nahi bheja. Ye mujhe kisi ne bheja, isiliye maine tujhe bheja! |
Log apna banake chodd
dete hai...
Rishta gairo se jodd lete hai.. Hum to eak phool bhi na todd sake.. Log to dil bhi todd dete hai! |
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Ooopss...!
...ouch! (")_(") ) ( (">=<") _().o.()) ..ohh! I fell down from d Bed, trying 2 reach 4 my cell. juz 2 wish u a... GooD Morning! |
Our FRNDSHP is not like
NIKE - Just do it, not like PEPSI - Yeh dil mange more, not like WILLS - made 4 each other, BUT like LIC - Zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi ke baad bhi! |
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Gateway of memories will
never close,
how much I miss u no one knows, days will pass on to years and I will remember you in my silent tears... |
Lifes so beautiful!
")") o",) ¿¿,,)/" wen u hav a ")") o",) ¿¿,,)/" Cute Sender ")") everyday o",) LIKE ME ¿¿,,) ISN'T IT? |
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Dhaniya Rs. 3
Mirchi Rs. 4 Aaloo Rs. 5 Kaanda Rs 6 Tomato Rs. 10 Palak Rs. 15 ye sab to mahanga hai Par SMS to sasta hai! Phir karte kyo nahi? |
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%%%%% %% %% ave a %% %% %% %%%%% ovely %%%%.. %% %% %% %% %%%%.. ay %%%%% %% %% %% ake %%%% %% %% %%%% are Good Morning! |
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For me U r as...
Chees 4 Pizza... Passport 4 Visa... Butter 4 Bread... Ice 4 Freezer... Cream 4 cake... Water 4 Lake... Leaf 4 tree... a FRIEND like u is 4ever 4 me! |
Sapno se dil lagane ki
aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskarane ki aadat nahi rahi, yeh soch ke ki koi manane nahi aayega, ab hamein ruth jane ki aadat nahi rahi |
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Bas kya yahi tak tha saath
hamara,
Intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara, Kab hogi is Kambakht mobile mein roshin aur kab ayenga tera sms! |
Soch ko badlo, sitare
badal jayeng;
Najar ko badlo, najare badal jayenge; Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishao ko badlo KINARE badal jayenge |
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I heard someone saying
your name,
but when i turned around to see who it was, I noticed I was alone, then I realised it was my heart telling me that - I MISS U |
Notice ur phone got heavier
with this message? it contains load of love, affection and prayers to
keep u happy n safe. have a nice sleep. Good nite!
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| Do me favor plz. Wud U plz smle? Ok! Dats it A litle wider plz. ok! Now hold it. CLICK! ,****, (@..@) "(--)" Wow ur so photogenic |
Duniya mein teen hi cheez ek
dam popular hai... ,,, ( ",) <)> ./<. ,,, (,")/" apun ka <)" ishtyle...& ./ > ,,, (",)/" APUN ka ./)" SMS kya! ./< |
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A friend gives hope when
life is low,
A friend is a place you've no where to go, A friend is Honest, friend is True, A friend is Precious a friend is You! |
Aapke life mein mithas
ho cadbury jaise,
ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho Axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rahe huggies jaise |
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our FRIENDSHIP is a blank
cheque for ME
It"s an ASSET not a LIABLITY always a CREDITnot DEBIT always a PROFIT not a LOSS & I HOPE IT WILL NOT BOUNCE! |
Plants are green and
earth is blue,
why ur so nice to me i want a clue, whatever may be the reason like u, b'coz in world like this i will never, get a friend like you |
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Mausam ki bahar acchi
ho
phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho hamari ye dosti sacchi ho RAB bas ek dua hai meri dost ki har subah acchi ho! Good Morning! |
() ".' () ( (X)) (_3#_) will I ever forget u? () _'_"() ((X) ) (_3#_ ) ()"_'_() ( (X)) (_3#_) ()_'_"() ((x) ) (_3#_) ()".'."() ( ( x) ) (_3#_) Na ji na |
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You will always IMPRESS
people because you have... TALENT,
LOOKS, INTELLIGENCE, And If that isn't enough.... Tell them Ur "MY" Friend |
No Shadows 2 Dipress
U
Only Joys 2 Surround U Many Frnz 2 Luv U God Himself 2 Bless U These r my Wishes 4 U 4 2day 2morow & Everyday! Gud Morng! Have a nice day!! |
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People like Ur found only
once in lifetime so u better take care of ur self coz i don't want 2 wastw
another lifetime 2 find a sweet friend like u.
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Ok Even if I don't see
you...
even if we hav... L talks E Hellos S Stories S Greetings always remember dat my friendship will never b LESS 4 YOU |
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Koi gila shikava na rahe
aapse,
arzoo hai ke ek silsila rahe aapse. Bas is baat ki ummeede hai aapse, Khafa na hona, agar koi khata ho hamse. |
Im sorry but i dont wanna
talk to you anymore.... good bye 4 ever
Mr Dr says i should avoid SWEET stuff... and YOU are right at the top of the sweet list |
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1 Advice-Take care,
1 Request-Don't change, 1 Wish Don't forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate You, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We will always be Good Friends |
Reh reh kar aapki yaad
aati hai,
SMS na aane ki wajah satati hai, Soch raha hu jarur koi gam hai, ya phir Airtel ne charge shuru kar diya uska gam hai... |
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You know? ( = ) I miss you > < Sit Beside me ok? Now Im happy! ;,'.'.',; <)". ."<) ( _ ) ( (..) ) |
Meri Yaad aaye 2 yaad
karo,
jyada yaad aaye 2 MSG karo, aur jyada aaye 2 FONE karo, aur b jyada aaye 2 MILO, usse b jyada aaye 2 plz jhoot bolna band karo... |
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There is no special occasion
today,
no reason to text, no news to share, and no problems to air. It's just one of those times I wish to say I REMEMBERED U! |
"DREAMS visit us
when we are asleep" but
GOD is truly wise, He wakes us up each day and gives us every chance to make our DREAMS come true! Good Morning! |
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Hum bigadte hai to bhuchal
aa jata hai,
Hum machalte hai to toofan machal jata hai, humko na karo koshish badalne ki, hum badalte hai to ITIHAS BADAL JATA hai! |
Ishwar karte Hardin...
Aapki khushiyan.. PETROL ke BHAV ki tarah badhe... Aur gham BIPASHA ke KAPDON ke tarah kamm ho! Have a nice day... |
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If I get ur SMILE, I dont
need FLOWERS,
If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC, If u speak to me, I dont need anybody else, U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD! |
Friendship is a little
more trust, a little less try,
a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more WE & a little less I |
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I may not be the
"Perfect Friend" That U R looking for... not even the "BEST" among them all... But surely I'm a friend who always care for... YOU... |
Hum tere dil me rahenge
SMS bankar,
Tere dil pe khilenge ringtone bankar, kabhi aapne dil se juda na samajhna, Hum Tere dil ke saath chalenge Roaming Network bankar! |
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Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of love,
bcos sun rises in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH |
Have a "Heart"
that never Break$,
Have a "Smile" that never Fades, Have a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "Friendship" that never Ends Like Ours! |
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True f'ship never fades
with time :-)
becomes more tasteful like old WINE ::)) only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a smile! |
I hide my tears when I
say your Name,
But the Pain in My Heart is still the same, Although I smile and seem Carefree, Theres No one who Misses you more Than Me... |
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SOMETIMES we mUst be
HURT in order to GROW FAIL in order to KNOW LOSE in order to GAIN & SOMETIMES wE havE to be B R O K E N so we can be WHOLE again! |
SavE a spacE FOr ME
in Ur HEART & not in Ur Mind. The mindeasily forgEts, But the hEart ALWAYS REMEMBERS. Like now, i remEmbEr U & that"s from MY HEART. |
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Mobiles R irritating |
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Care is one the main ingredient
dat keeps closenes alive despite distance and schedule. Since I cant always
see you,
let my care be with you 4ever. |
Each time MY name appears
on UR Phone U smile like
,/////////. __? . . ?__ (c______,) ""-"LJI_II_ILJ"="" right! |
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SmS dosnt mean "SHORT
msgin SERVICE"
It also means Share My Sweetness Search My Soul Seek My Sweetheart Succeed My Smarty See ME Smilin So Keep SMSING. |
One day u"ll ask
me what's more important to me,
U or MY LIFE? I"say MY LIFE & U will walk away not even knowing that Friends like U r my life! |
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This is a smart test,
try 2 solve wat it means:
R + CAT + SHOE - RAT + SUN - CHOSE + MOON + I 0 NOON + GOAL + T - GOAT - U +E! SMS me the answer, Think Hard! |
If u care 4 me, I Care
4 u.
U miss me, I miss U, U like me, I like U, U msg me, I msg U, U forget me, I"m sorry this wher I'M different from u? I" KILL U!! |
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Message Collection: Warshar
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Ur only mine wen i dream.wen
i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my
fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!
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If dreams werent dreams
& dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing
dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!
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Y do we close our eyes
wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious
thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
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Dream a dream 2nite as
u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and
wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!
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"In ur darkest hour
wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im
no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."
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ur a mate wiv a heart
of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout
so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u
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There is a gift that gold
cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful
friend like d friend dat i have in u!
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Sum1 sum where dreamz
of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen
ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
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like a fallen star u fel
into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water
id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.
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R we friends or r we not.U
told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.&
if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!
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God in heaven God above
please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i
love my friend whos reading this xx
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A very special m8 of mine.in
my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm
& carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!
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Life can be hard &
not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets
tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!
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Tiny starz shinin bright
its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im
wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
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Uve touched my heart uve
touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll
b in my heart 2 the very end.
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Dreams r2b 4goten reality
to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where
will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!
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i cant txt u roses or
fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces
n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.
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Many ppl will wlk in and
out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart.
. . . .u left urs in mine -x-
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The recipe of friendship:
1 cup of sharing. 2 cups of caring. 3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever. |
A friend gives hope wen
life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A
friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!
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A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A
'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS'
U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
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Wantin u is easy missin
u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of
u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart
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I opened my purse and
found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins then i searched
my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am
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uv been called b4 cupids
court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my
senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?
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1st time i saw u i was
scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u. 1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u! |
To live dis life i need
a heartbeat.to have a heartbeat i need a heart.to have heart i need happiness.to
have happiness i need u!
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Friendship is like rose,
looking at it easy but reaching at it is full of obstacles.
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One day u'll ask me: "whats
more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life"
and u'll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life.
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Message Collection: Prakash,
Delhi
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| --- /__/I I__I/ this is a gift for u want to see what's inside? ("*") My Heart and my care (",) hope the friendship we share last forever... |
======== I .-""-. I I ('.' ) I I=(,,)=(,,)='I Standing by my window Waiting 4 ur message If u dont sms, i will jump FROM GROUNDFLOOR & I mean it |
| t n a h s n t a k h s t an thanks! ...for being one of my life's sweetest (' ',) friend... ( )**( ) (Pramod Borse, Nashik) |
Dil ke gumo ko kahna sher hai
koi baat nahi, DIl se chaho kisi ko koi baat nahin, Arey taqleef to tab hoti hai, jab koi unhe sun kar jab koi wah wah karta hai! |
| Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara
hai, yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai, jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara, purana sms hi padh liya karte hai... |
Someone never forgets you... and that is... (put first letter of your name) =====>> | V | ___| |__|__|_|___| Good Morning! Have a nice day! |
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Message Collection: Others
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Wo mile humko kahan bankar,
Dil me rahe pyar ki nishani bankar, Hum jinhe jagah dete hai ankho ke andar, Wo aksar nikal jate hai paani bankar. |
Dil me hamesha ek SHOR
ho raha hai,
bin sms BOR ho raha he, kahi aisa to nahi ke ek pyara sa DOST mujhse DOOR ho raha hai.. |
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Dosti hoti hai diley raaz
batane k liye,
hum apni hasi mitade aapko hasane k liye, milne ki to aapko fursat nahi, to hum sms karte hai aapni yaad dilane ke LIYE. |
Sms ka sangrah karke kya
payenga baccha?
Balance ki maya chhod, sms bhej. Mitro se sampark banaye rakhne me swarg ki prapti ka sukh hai vats, moh tyag. sms bhej |
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Kaise ho? Maze me?
tabiyat kaisi? baki anand mangal? ungli me dard nahi na? ankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? kaamal he yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho! |
Din mein deep jalane se
kya hoga,
raah mein aag lagane se kya hoga, jinhe hamari yaad bhi nahi aati unhe sms karne se kya hoga.. |
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Pyar karo par dokha mat
dena...
kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena... dil se kose koi tumhe zindagi bhar.. aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena.. (Collection: Noori) |
always draw a circle around
the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but
circles are never ending.
(Collection: Noori) |
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Dua karte hai ham sar
jhukaye,
ae dost aap apni manjil ko paye, Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye, to roshni ke lyie khuda hamko jalaye.. Happy Friendship! |
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